My reaction when I blow my load on myself on...
stonedelk: cum—gel: Holy shit, I ejaculate cartoon mice as well.
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chelletor: -asthenia: bleep-bloop: Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.) Employ the vernacular. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are…
Just stretched so hard I think I broke a rib.
tumblingwithstyle: i’ll be honest there are no successful pokemon trainers in wheelchairs That’s because the Pokemon world is in an age where teleportation and instantaneous health regeneration is possible.
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