April 2011
45 posts
My reaction when I blow my load on myself on...
stonedelk:
cum—gel:
Holy shit, I ejaculate cartoon mice as well.
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chelletor:
-asthenia:
bleep-bloop:
Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
Employ the vernacular.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are…
Just stretched so hard I think I broke a rib.
tumblingwithstyle:
i’ll be honest
there are no successful pokemon trainers in wheelchairs
That’s because the Pokemon world is in an age where teleportation and instantaneous health regeneration is possible.
"You can't write a 1000 word essay in under 4...
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